when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while
I don’t want hot sauce, I want a sauce with a great personality
I am fucking sick and tired of these things
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
trying to play hard to get while being hard to want
you take your time…, snoop lion….
you see the band vampire weekend released a song on their latest album called “young lion” in which rostam sings “you take your time, young lion.” what i have done here is replaced “young” with “snoop” in reference to snoop dogg’s recent reggae endeavor as “snoop lion”. this is actually VERY funny i promise please laugh at my jokes i tried so hard